Just stuff I have heard in the past couple of minutes, days and years. Hope you enjoy!
You just rsvp'd to hell and you will be bringing the paper plates.
She is not the girl you take to the prom, she's the girl you see after you drop your real prom date off after the prom.
Vote for McCain and bombs will rain (sung to the beat of Bah bah baran or whatever the name of that song is).
I had more but we all know I have a bad short term memory so I will get back to you on those.