The joys of being an attorney are great. I get to see the most hilarious things. Today I went to court with the attorney that I am working with and saw so much.
First of all I saw so many people I went to high school with. Oh my gosh, it was so deep. There was this guy I went to high school with that was so fine and everybody used to go crazy about him. He was the hotness back in the 90s but in the 00s he is not. Receding hairline--I swear his hairline starts in the middle of his head. Just not sexy in an orange jumpsuit. I feel so much better about my degree than I ever did after this morning. I would rather be semi-unemployed than chilling in the courtroom after catching a case.
Second of all I saw this big gay man with his girlfriend. I just need someone to explain to me the attraction to a gay man. He was not metrosexual--he was gay! He had on his Coogi outfit. The shirt was lime green with Coogi written across the top. The jeans had Coogi written on one leg. Then he had lime green shoes. Just a little too matchy for me. He had a long silky ponytail. Then his girlfriend had on a black bustier and jeans. It was just too much for me.