Sunday, September 9, 2007

Stole It From Some Random's Blog

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?
A time or two--LOL

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Not my style right now but maybe back in the day (law school--anything was possible)

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Not out loud but definitely laughed

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Yes but no because it was earth shattering

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
I love to unless it was the funky, sweaty, nasty sex--you know the I haven't seen you in ages and this needs to go down as soon as I walk in the door!

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
A time or two

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Yeah but he will never know

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
I liked to be talked to

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Unfortunately once--still in shock from that one (and yes it was only once)

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Not my style, plus with the friends I have I would get cut in little pieces and spread over the country (crazy about their men).

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Unfortunately yes--some of the worst sex I have ever had.

12. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
No

***WHY IS THERE NO NUMBER 13???***

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Yeah but then I realized the person I was having sex with was much better than the person I was thinking about.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?
Once

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
May 18, 2005--one of those terrible one night stands--not really embarrassing for me but if he only knew how I really felt he would be embarrassed. (He knew it was bad just doesn't know how bad it really was.)

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
22

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
No one--got my itch scratched

19. DO YOU THINK THAT #18 IS POSSIBLE?
Very much so--doing that right now

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Not at all

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
Unfortunately 4--4 too many

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
Haven't tried it b/c I need lots of space.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
I don't talk to him but he likes to randomly call me and send me text messages--wants to rekindle the situation even though he has a girlfriend.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Hell to the naw

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Not on purpose--I don't want to be an enabler.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Plead the fifth

27. LINGERIE?
I look nice in it so why not bring it to the bedroom.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
No

29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
( ) park
( ) church
( ) cemetery
( ) beach
( ) boat
( ) school
( ) parent's bed
(x) your bed
( ) car
( ) picnic table
( ) kitchen counter
(x) couch/chair
( ) dining room/kitchen table
( ) woods (open and/or in a tent)
( ) hood of a car
( ) bathroom
( ) shower
( ) bathtub
(x) the other person's bed
( ) porch/deck/balcony
( ) in a house with parents home
( ) at a party
( ) on top of the washer/dryer
( ) with other people in the room
( ) hotel
( ) concert
( ) grandparent's house
( ) field
( ) bleachers
( ) bookstore stock room
( ) linen closet

30. How many virgins have you "deflowered?"
None that I know of--remember whores are attracted to me!

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