Why You Gotta Go and Do That?

So yesterday I had a closing and I see something that no one should see. I was driving away from the closing and see this man crossing the street. The man looks like a pimp with FAMU pride. He was decked out in orange and green. He had on shorts. Even his shoes were orange and green. He had on a green fedora. I was so confused b/c to top all this off he had on a white bubble coat. I almost fell over.