I Remember

So I had planned to tell a story on the blog or at least share something but I couldn't remember what it was. But now I remember!

Saturday night I was sitting at home flipping through the channels and something told me to stop on Cheaters. Can you say craziness. Of course you know someone was cheating on someone (no surprise there right). So the man was trying to talk to his woman to tell her that he loved her and he was so sorry. Mind you the other woman is like I am ready to go b/c she came to the secret place with him in his car. He told her to go back to the car and she was pissed. They were outside and there were little torches. The other woman decided to pick up one of the torches and hit the host in the back with it. She burned his neck. Then she jumped in the boyfriend's car and drove away. Can you say gangsta?! You dumb chick not only did you assault someone you stole the car all while being on camera. Do you know the host was more concerned about the couple than he was about himself? All I can say is sad and hilarious at the same time.

So I have a nice little dent in my driver's side back door. My mom came home and told me the story of what happened. This chick is on her cell phone and just pulls out and hits my mom. She got out saying she didn't see my mom (meaning she was so involved in her conversation). Then her brother gets out of the car and says look at Daddy's Cadillac. WTF? Dude your sister could have hurt someone and you are concerned about the car.

So my mom finally told me about the other end of the conversation (my dad's side). This negro had the nerve to say you can't buy me any pecans after I helped your brother get a job. Hot mess! Why does she do it to herself?