My Plan Failed

So my plan failed--I had to get loud today, oh well, I tried.

Anyway today is my brother's birthday! Happy Birthday, Sr.!

My dad is psycho! I mean this seriously. Ok my mom and dad separated when I was 1 1/2. He has been with his current girlfriend since 1987 or 1988 (yes I said girlfriend). They have lived together the whole time that I have known her but no wedding ring (this is the reason why I will never shack but that is just me). Well you would think that my mother's personal life is her business and if you thought that you would be thinking wrong or at least that is what my dad thinks. So my mom and I went out with some of her friends for lunch (they do this every month and since I came back home I go too). Her and my dad talk all the time and she mentioned that she went to lunch but she didn't mention with who. No big deal right? Wrong! My dad was like you must be seeing someone. Me thinking why the f*ck do you care? She wouldn't tell him and you think that would be the end of the story but he actually called back and tried to have another conversation about it. I wish I could replay the conversation for you all but I don't even remember all of it. He has some serious issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also blame my mother for even entertaining him and his craziness. He has a woman that he lives with so he needs to concern himself with what she does.